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She's been flirting with you for months
And you've failed to say a word
Tells you she is looking for a girl like you
You just say me too
Wish I could say it was something about this girl
Met her at this party but you're leaving for home
Cause you are a useless fucking lesbian
Can't flirt to save your life
Babe we're all useless fucking lesbians
How will we ever find our wives?
You're gonna hang out alone but it turns into a group
But she's still making eyes and staying so close to you
Texted heart eyes fly, you know there's no lie that she is interested too
But how could she be interested in you
Because you are a useless fucking lesbian
Can't flirt to save your life
Babe we're all useless fucking lesbians
How will we ever find our wives?
There are three other girls in your life right now
You'd give anything for them to rail you
But your bed's empty, nothing new
Your head's the one screwing you
The girl in front of you's driving you mad
But your nights are still so sad
When the search ends you'll be glad
Is there anything I need to add?
Oh that you are a useless fucking lesbian
Can't flirt to save your life
Babe we're all useless fucking lesbians
How will we ever find our wives?
Oh hon you are a useless fucking lesbian
Can't flirt to save your life
Hon you're a useless fucking lesbian
How will we ever find our wives?
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